She's sweet, but she's fucked up

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Gloyfades presents: Where are they now? (and do we really care)

I'm bored and thanks to the crippling pain I'm currently experiencing I cannot even get up from my desk....therefore I will spend the next few moments catching up w/ some former "stars" that never get any credit for their masterful work in the late 80's/early 90's:

Example

Brian Tanner from "Alf" (aka Benji Gregory):
Last seen on an episode of Murphy Brown in 1991. According to his mini-biography, "his three favorite collections are of rocks, shells and Garbage Pail Kids cards". I wonder if this has changed.

Example

Blossom from "Blossom" (aka Mayim Bialik):
Last seen having sex w/ Kirstie Alley's asst on "Fat Actress". Oh yeah, and she's fat now. That doesn't mean we love her any less, it just means there's more of her to love.


Example

Nikki from the original "Saved by the Bell"w/ Ms. Bliss (aka Heather Hopper)
Last seen on "Passions" playing Surrogate Candidate #1...the days of "Troop Beverly Hills" must seem like a dream now, am I right Heather?


Example

Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere from "Mr. Belvedere" (aka Christopher Hewett)
He died.

Example

Sly from "California Dreams" (aka Michael Cade)
I'm sure he's still out there scheming as usual...they don't call him "Sly" for nothing!
surf dudes with attitudes
feeling groovy

laid back moods

sky above
sand below

good vibrations
feeling mellow
I'm not going to lie, I didn't even have to look up the words (hangs head in shame).

Example

Booker from "Roseanne" (aka George Clooney)
Can't find anything on this guy.

That's it for now.
R.

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